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thesecretlifeofwan:

if I had lesbian parents I’d be stuck in an endless cycle of “go ask your mom” 😭😂 #LGBT #lgbtq #gayrights #comedy #lol #trustfallchallenge

Here’s to all the people celebrating DOUBLE the moms this Mother’s Day.

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theillustriousxander:
“ shes-justlikethe-weather:
“ My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.
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UR STILL FUGLY
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theillustriousxander:
“ shes-justlikethe-weather:
“ My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.
”
UR STILL FUGLY
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theillustriousxander:

shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

UR STILL FUGLY

pettyrevenge:

I’m in line at a popular discount retail store, with two people ahead of me. The women at the head of the line is clearly new to English, and while she has a thick accent and struggles, she does her best to speak to the cashier in English, even though he rolls his eyes and makes her repeat everything several times. Finally, she is able to leave. As soon as she’s out of earshot:

Cashier: “Ugh, they shouldn’t be allowed in our stores until they learn our language.”

(The man ahead of me says several things in another language.)

Cashier: “Oh, man, not another one. This is America. Learn the language.”

Customer: “Oh, I’m sorry. I just assumed you’d learned Cherokee, since you’re so big on people learning the local language. My mistake.”

The cashier turned bright red and didn’t say another word throughout the transaction.

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“ Chaz Smith explains us why men are the only problem in sexual assault ”
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“ Chaz Smith explains us why men are the only problem in sexual assault ”
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“ Chaz Smith explains us why men are the only problem in sexual assault ”
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“ Chaz Smith explains us why men are the only problem in sexual assault ”
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“ Chaz Smith explains us why men are the only problem in sexual assault ”
sizvideos:
“ Chaz Smith explains us why men are the only problem in sexual assault ”
sizvideos:
“ Chaz Smith explains us why men are the only problem in sexual assault ”
sizvideos:
“ Chaz Smith explains us why men are the only problem in sexual assault ”
sizvideos:
“ Chaz Smith explains us why men are the only problem in sexual assault ”
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“ Chaz Smith explains us why men are the only problem in sexual assault ”
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lipstickstainedlove:

bro-slimshady-strider:

Working in customer service

NOTHING HAS EVER RESONATED WITH ME MORE

OMG yes

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mohicaaa:

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Why is it that people are willing to spend $20 on a bowl of pasta with sauce that they might actually be able to replicate pretty faithfully at home, yet they balk at the notion of a white-table cloth Thai restaurant, or a tacos that cost more than $3 each? Even in a city as “cosmopolitan” as New York, restaurant openings like Tamarind Tribeca (Indian) and Lotus of Siam (Thai) always seem to elicit this knee-jerk reaction from some diners who have decided that certain countries produce food that belongs in the “cheap eats” category—and it’s not allowed out. (Side note: How often do magazine lists of “cheap eats” double as rundowns of outer-borough ethnic foods?)

Yelp, Chowhound, and other restaurant sites are littered with comments like, “$5 for dumplings?? I’ll go to Flushing, thanks!” or “When I was backpacking in India this dish cost like five cents, only an idiot would pay that much!” Yet you never see complaints about the prices at Western restaurants framed in these terms, because it’s ingrained in people’s heads that these foods are somehow “worth” more. If we’re talking foie gras or chateaubriand, fair enough. But be real: You know damn well that rigatoni sorrentino is no more expensive to produce than a plate of duck laab, so to decry a pricey version as a ripoff is disingenuous. This question of perceived value is becoming increasingly troublesome as more non-native (read: white) chefs take on “ethnic” cuisines, and suddenly it’s okay to charge $14 for shu mai because hey, the chef is ELEVATING the cuisine.

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asexual-snowflakes:
“ lgbtq-support-equality:
“ speaknovv:
“ WHERE IS THE LIE
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the pain is real
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And the rest was completely invisible… 🐸☕
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asexual-snowflakes:

lgbtq-support-equality:

speaknovv:

WHERE IS THE LIE

the pain is real

And the rest was completely invisible… 🐸☕

igxbaddies:
“ No matter what skin color you are, you are truly beautiful
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igxbaddies:
“ No matter what skin color you are, you are truly beautiful
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igxbaddies:

No matter what skin color you are, you are truly beautiful